Indian school names monkey god chairman

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LUCKNOW, India (AP) -- He's a revered Hindu monkey god. And now, he's the chairman of an Indian business school.


An Indian Hindu priest performs prayers in front of a statue of the Hindu god Hanuman.

Hanuman, the popular god known for his strength and valor, has been named official chairman of the recently opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in northern India, a school official said Saturday.

The position comes with an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop computer. Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the chairman and all visitors must enter the office barefoot, said Vivek Kangdi, the school's vice chairman.

"It is our belief that any job that has the blessings of Lord Hanuman is bound to be a success," said Kangdi.

All Hindus know that Hanuman can lift mountains and leap oceans, but ancient texts make no mention of his business acumen.

"When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him," Kangdi said.

Hanuman is one of the most popular gods in the crowded pantheon of Hindu deities. His most famous feat, as described in the Hindu epic the Ramayana, was leading a monkey army to fight the demon King Ravana and rescue a kidnapped princess.

The Sardar Bhagat Singh College in Lucknow, the capital of Uttar Pradesh, India's most populous state, awards bachelor's degrees in engineering and management. The school opened last year.

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[Abu Abdallah al-Bulghari]

There is a lot of religion bashing on technology oriented user-voted news aggregation sites,like slashdot.com, digg.com and reddit.com. It is almost exlusively Islam bashing. Christianity bashing is present only when they talk about creationism.

We need to popularize the stupidity of Mushrikeen on those sites with the receptive audience.

[ibn 'abd al-jabbaar]

There is a lot of religion bashing on technology oriented user-voted news aggregation sites,like slashdot.com, digg.com and reddit.com. It is almost exlusively Islam bashing.

That's because Hinduism etc. pose no serious challenge to their superiority complex.

[Abu Abdallah al-Bulghari]

Yes, but there are plenty of Indians on those forums. They have a significant presence in IT.

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I guess bananas will be on the school dinners menu

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The position comes with an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop computer.

LOOOOOL. How's he gonna use all that?
That's like giving the Loch Ness monster a floodlit swimming pool.

[Abu Abdallah al-Bulghari]

"The position comes with an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop computer."

This brings a whole new meaning to the old saying of how many monkeys does it take to type Hamlet on a typewriter.