Urdu vesion of the hadeeth

[juwairiyah]

Assalamo'alaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh

I need the urdu version of these hadeeths asap

1)Woe to the one who jokes to make people laugh woe to him (Abu dawood vol 3 4972)

2)s.a.w said "A man may say something to make his companion laugh and he will fall into hell as far as pleiades coz of it (ahmed)

3)Abu Layla said :The companions of Muhammed s.a.w said they were travelling with s.a.w and aman among them fell asleep .Some of them got a rope and tied him up and he got scared.s.a.w said "it is not permissible for amuslim to frighten another muslim (abu dawood)

4)S.A.W said Do not express malicious joy towrads ur bro's misfortune for Allah may have mercy on him and u may be stricken by the thing u made fun of (Tirmidhee)

5)s.a.w said the muslim is the bro of another muslim ,he does not wrong him,let him down or look down upon him.taqwa is here and he poited to his chest three times "it is sufficient evil for a man to look down upon his muslim brother.Every muslim is sacred to another muslim his blood his property and his honour (Muslim)

6) s.a.w said "do not laugh too much for laughing too much deadens the heart (saheeh al jami 7312)

7) Bilal ibn sad said "i saw over some goods and laughing with one another but when night came they were like monks (i need the reference too)

8)Ibn umar was asked "did the companions laugh? he said ye san dthe faith in their hearts was like mountains(reference too)

I don't want someone to translate from English on their own.it should be from Arabic to urdu

If someone could give an urdu article on "joking in islam",it would be beneficial InshaAllah
BarikAllahufeekum
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[Umm Ahmed]

wa 'alaykum usalaam.

Try this site it has a urdu section http://islamhouse.com

[juwairiyah]

Assalamo'alaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh

JazakAllahukhair ukhti hmmm not there what I am looking for : )

[hidaayah]

wa'alaykum assalam warahmatullah,

I have the urdu to some of these:
Bilal bin sa'd ka bayan hai main nai sahaba karam (r.a) ko dekha hai, wo muqarrara nishanon kai darmian dora bhi kertay thay aur baham hanstay hansatay bhi thay phir jab raat ho jaati to buss darwaish ho jatay. (mishkaat)

Hazrat Abdullah bin Umar(r.a) sai kissi nai poocha kai kiya Aap(sallalahu alaihi wassalam) kai ashaab bhi hansa kertay thay? unhon nai farmaya: haan bai shak laiken uss waqt bhi un kai quloob main imaan paharoon sai azeem ter hota tha.(mishkaat)

Musalman musalman ka bhai hai,woh uss per zulm nahin kerta, woh uss ko ruswa naheen kerta, woh ussay jhutlata naheen aur na uss ki tehqeer kerta hai.Taqwa yahan hai aur Aap(salallahu alaihi wasallam) nai apnay seenay ki taraf teen dafa ishara farmaya.Aik admi kai liyay sher ki itni baat hi kaafi hai kai woh apnay muslim bhai ko haqeer jaanay, her musalman ka doosray musalman kai liyay khoon, maal aur izzat haram hai.

halakat hai uss kai liyay jo logon ko hansanay kai liyay koi baat kerta hai aur uss main jhoot bolta hai, uss kai liyay halakat hai! uss kai liyay halakat hai!

[juwairiyah]

Assalamo'alaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh

JazakAllahukhair bro

[juwairiyah]

Assalamo'alaykum Warahmatullah Wabarakatuh

can someone give me a good article either in Eng or preferably in urdu on the importance of following sunnah and why should we take the hadeeths from bukhari and muslim and all the saheeh hadeeth from other 5

[Abuz Zubair]

An Introduction to the Science of Hadeeth (http://islamicawakening.com/viewarticle.php?articleID=73&)

[juwairiyah]

Assalamo'alaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh

Can someone give me list of halal jokes that sa.w made

[Umm Ahmed]

Among the stories related in the books of hadith and sirah is the report that the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) used to joke with the small child of one of the Sahabah, a boy called Abu 'Umayr, who had a small bird he used to play with. One day he saw the child looking sad, so he said, "Why do I see Abu 'Umayr looking sad?" The Sahabah told him, "The nughar [a small bird, like a sparrow - author] which he used to play with has died, O Messenger of Allah." The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) began to gently joke with the child, saying, "O Abu Umayr, what happened to the nughayr?" [Nughayr: diminutive of nughar. - author. In Arabic, this is a play on words, because of the rhyme between the boy's name and that of the bird. - Translator. This story was reported in Hayat al-Sahabah, 3/149]
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A man came to the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) to ask him to give him a beast to ride. The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) jokingly told him, I will give you the offspring of a she-camel to ride." He said, "O Messenger of Allah (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam), what will I do with the offspring of a she-camel?" The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) said: "Are riding-camels born except from she-camels?" [Reported by Ahmad, Abu Dawud and al-Tirmidhi, with a sahih isnad.]

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Imam Ahmad reported from Anas (radhiallahu `anhu) that there was a man from the desert people whose name was Zahir. He used to bring gifts from the desert to the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam), and in return the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) would provide him with whatever he needed when he went out to fight. The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) said, "Zahir is our man of the desert, and we are his town-dwellers." The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) loved him very much, and he (Zahir) was an ugly man. One day the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) came to him whilst he was selling some goods. He embraced him from behind. The man could not see him, so he said, "Let me go! Who is this?" Then he turned around and recognized the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam), so he tried to move closer to him once he knew who it was. The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) started to say, "Who will buy this slave?" Zahir said, "O Messenger of Allah (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam), you will find me unsellable." The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) said, "But in the sight of Allah (subhanahu wa ta`ala) you are not unsellable," or he said, "But in the sight of Allah (subhanahu wa ta`ala) you are valuable."

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An old woman came to the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) and said: "O Messenger of Allah, pray to Allah (subhanahu wa ta`ala) that I will enter Paradise." He said jokingly, "O Mother of So-and-so, no old women will enter Paradise." The old woman went away crying, so the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) said, "Tell her that she will not enter Paradise as an old woman, for Allah (subhanahu wa ta`ala) says: (We have created [their Companions] of special creation, and made them virgin-pure [and undefiled]) (Qur'an 56:35-36)." Reported by al-Tirmidhi, it is hasan because of the existence of corroborating reports.

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One of the hadiths that reflects the Prophet's sense of humour and enjoyment of fun is the report that Ahmad gives ftom 'A'ishah who said: "I went out with the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) on a journey. At that time I was a young girl and was quite slender. The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) told the people, 'Go on ahead,' so they went ahead, then he said to me, 'Come, let us have a race.' So I raced with him, and I won. He let the matter rest until I had gained weight. Later, I accompanied him on another journey. He told the people, 'Go on ahead,' so they went ahead. He said to me, 'Come, let us have a race.' So I raced with him, and he won. He began to laugh, and said, 'This is for that."'

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In al-Adab al-Mufrad, Bukhari reports from Bakr ibn 'Abdillah who said: "The Companions of the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam ) used to throw melon-rinds at one another, but when the matter was serious, they were the only true men."

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An example of the Sahabah's sense of humour, which made the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) laugh, is the report given by Imam Ahmad from Umm. Salamah (radhiallahu `anha). Abil Bakr (radhiallahu `anhu) went to do business in Busra, and with him were Nu'ayman and Suwaybit ibn Harmalah (radhiallahu `anhuma), both of whom had been present at Badr. Suwaybit was in charge of food on the journey, and Nu'ayman said to him, "Feed me!" Suwaybit said, "Not until Abu Bakr (radhiallahu `anhu) comes." Nu'ayman was a fun-loving man with a sense of humour, so he went to some people who had brought livestock with them, and said, "Will you buy a sturdy Arab slave from me?" They said, "Yes." He said, "He has a big mouth, and he may tell you that he is a free man. If that means that you do not want to take him, then forget the matter, and do not cause trouble for me with him." They said, "No problem, we will buy him." So they bought him for ten young she-camels. Nu'ayman brought the animals back, and told the people: "There he is!" Suwaybit said: "I am a free man!" They said, "He has already told us all about you," and put a rope around his neck and led him away. Then Abu Bakr came, and was told what had happened. He and his companions went and returned the animals and took Suwaybit back. They told the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) what had happened, and he and his Sahabah would laugh about the story for a year afterwards.

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A Bedouin came to the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam). He entered the mosque and left his camel in the courtyard. Some of his Companions said to Nu'ayman ibn 'Amr al-Ansari, who was known as al-Nu'ayman: "If you slaughter it, we will eat it, because we want to have some meat, and the Messenger of Allah (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) will pay for it." So al-Nu'ayman slaughtered it. Then the Bedouin came out and saw his saddle, so he shouted, "They have slaughtered my camel, O Muhammad!" The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) came out and asked: "Who did this?" They said, "Al-Nu'ayman." So he went looking for him, and found him at the home of Duba'ah bint al-Zubayr ibn 'Abdul Muttalib (radhiallahu `anha), where he had hidden in a ditch and covered himself with palm branches and leaves. A man pointed to where he was and said, loudly, "I have not seen him, O Messenger of Allah." The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) brought him out of the ditch, and his face was dirty from where the leaves had fallen on him. The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) asked him, "Why did you do that?" Al-Nu'ayrnan said: "The ones who told you where I was, O Messenger of Allah, are the same ones who told me to do it." The Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) began wiping his face and laughing, then he paid the price of the slaughtered camel. [See Hayat As Sahabah, 3/154, 155]

[juwairiyah]

Assalamo'alaykum Warahmatullah Wabarakatuh

JazakAllahukhair sis : )

[Umm Ahmed]

Wa 'alaykum usalaam.

Wa eyaaki

[aburasheed]

There is one "joke" narrated by Bukhari where Aisha complained about her headache and Rasulullah said that if that is her time (of death) is during his lifetime, then he, the Prophet of Allah, will will ask Allah to forgive her and would invoke Allah for her. But Aisha jealously said that he (Rasulullah), if she dies, will spend time with his other wifes.

Some scholars use this hadith as a proof for the permissibility for the husband to handle the janazah of his wife. It also shows that even the jokes of the Prophet (SAW) are the source of guidance for mankind.

[juwairiyah]

There is one "joke" narrated by Bukhari where Aisha complained about her headache and Rasulullah said that if that is her time (of death) is during his lifetime, then he, the Prophet of Allah, will will ask Allah to forgive her and would invoke Allah for her. But Aisha jealously said that he (Rasulullah), if she dies, will spend time with his other wifes.

Some scholars use this hadith as a proof for the permissibility for the husband to handle the janazah of his wife. It also shows that even the jokes of the Prophet (SAW) are the source of guidance for mankind.

Assalamo'alaykum Warahmatullah Wabarakatuh

there's no mention for zanaza bro ?

[Umm Ahmed]

There is one "joke" narrated by Bukhari where Aisha complained about her headache and Rasulullah said that if that is her time (of death) is during his lifetime, then he, the Prophet of Allah, will will ask Allah to forgive her and would invoke Allah for her. But Aisha jealously said that he (Rasulullah), if she dies, will spend time with his other wifes.

Some scholars use this hadith as a proof for the permissibility for the husband to handle the janazah of his wife. It also shows that even the jokes of the Prophet (SAW) are the source of guidance for mankind.

MashaAllaah I heard this one in a lot of lectures .

[aburasheed]

Assalamo'alaykum Warahmatullah Wabarakatuh

there's no mention for zanaza bro ?

If I'm not mistaken there are various version of the hadith with different wordings. I heard this in one of the lectures (I think Yasir Qadhi's legal status of sunnah, or farewell advice of the prophet, I forgot) related to the husband performing ghusl to his wife after her death.

Looks like someone did a great job transcribing the legal status of sunnah lecture:
http://forums.almaghrib.org/showthread.php?t=10270

You may want to post at the al-Maghrib forum and ask brother Yasir about the hadith. He's nick is abu ammar, admin for the aqeedah section.

[juwairiyah]

Assalamo'alaykum Warahmatullah Wabarakatuh

jazakALlahukhair bro

[aburasheed]

I found the lecture that refers to the above hadith.
On the second CD, where he mention fiqh derived from the Prophet's joke.

The audio for Legal Status of Sunnah, but I'm not sure if it's the same one that I have. I have 3 CDs, but this only have 2:
http://www.islamicmedia.com.au/series.php?num=97