They didn't study

[Fajr]

This was too hilarious - actual answers on exam papers.

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[Fajr]

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[Abuz Zubair]

ROFL!!!

This is hilarious!!

[Yasir]

"Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous!"

[Ibn Adam]

I liked the algebraic hanging best.

[alkathiri]

Very funny...lol...

[Yasir]

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http://www.economicshelp.org/funny/images/genius-six.jpg

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[aburasheed]

This is hilarious, I can't stop laughing.

May Allah protect our youth from spending too much time on the entertainment and have a more focused life. If you listen to their conversation, they talk as if all the fictitious characters in games, tv etc. really exists. Don't let this "brief passing enjoyment" [ar-Ra'd 26] leave us with nothing to show in the hereafter.

[Fajr]

This one takes the cake:

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You can almost feel the frustration.

[Abu Bubu]

Ha. The El Nino one was quality

[alkathiri]

Assalamualaikum

can i post this on other forums..Fajr and Yasir ??

[Yasir]

wa'alaikum as-salaam,

Alkathiri, the images I posted were those that I've come across online, with no source cited.

[Abu Talhah]

This one takes the cake:

You can almost feel the frustration.

pretty much sums up the story of my highschool life

[Umm Ahmed]

lol, the algebra one asking them to expand on the polywhatchits was funny.

[alkathiri]

pretty much sums up the story of my highschool life

Lol...is it really that bad....:p
Keep them coming...

[Ibn Adam]

Last week one of my colleagues showed me an English exam paper that one of his students had just completed.

One of the questions was to write a paragraph about being late.

One of the boy's sentences was "I arrived briefless" (i.e. without underwear) we assume that he meant to write "I arrived breathless."

[Abuz Zubair]

One of the boy's sentences was "I arrived briefless" (i.e. without underwear) we assume that he meant to write "I arrived breathless."

If he was from East London, he probably meant breathless :)

[Stuck in Prison]

hilarious!!!

[alkathiri]

Very funny

[Abu_Talha]

hahaha these were hilarious!! I wish I'd thought of a few of these in my exams. No problem, I have a few exams coming up to try these out. The most daring I've ever been at uni was to write 'Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about'.

[alkathiri]

The most daring I've ever been at uni was to write 'Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about'.

In my uni, you can actually ask the invigilator, what the question means:p

[Nu7]

Some guy in Uni had to write an essay on "Bravery". He had a week before he had to turn it in. When the time came, he turned in a blank page and said "This is bravery". I think he got the equivalent of an A+.

Very stupid.

[Um Ismail]

ok, I'll share a funny story (well, funny to me at least):

I went to school In Croatia, from grade 1 to grade four. Thereafter I moved back to Bosnia to live with my grandparents, where I started fifth grade.

I got enrolled a month late, due to the move.

On my first day of school, my history teacher called me to come to the front (this was her way when she wanted to question a student). She looked rather scary, dressed in all black, short sickly looking lady, on top of it she was cross eyed , so when she looked at you you thought she is looking at someone behind you.

She asked me what century do we live in, and since I was so nervous and shy back then, mostly because i didn't know any of the students and felt all eyes on me, partly because I was not sure if she was adressing me or someone behind me (due to her eyes), and partly because from the nervousness I had this ringing in my ears, I thought she was asking what is the century that we are going into, so I answered "21st". She looked at me, eyes wide opened, and screamed "go back to your seat, you are getting a 1 (the worst grade in Bosnia).

A student spoke in my defence and said "teacher, the girl is new, she came from Croatia", whereupon she screamed "you are not her lawyer, besides, even in Croatia they live in the 20th century"!!!

I was so humiliated and sad, because this was the first bad grade I've ever received. Alhamdulillah after that, I continued to be an A student, but this grade always stuck in my mind and bothered me greatly. Also, the same day, in math class, I was seated with a girl for whom I didn't know was the worst student in the class. We had an exam, it was material I have never covered before due to my late enrollment, but I didn't want to get a bad grade so I peaked at her paper and wrote what she wrote. Needless to say, I got another 1 and was devastated, didn't want to go back to school.

[I_Am_A_Hermit]

I think there should be a Law - only nice looking people should be able to teach young children.

[Um Ismail]

oh sis that's discrimination!!! heh

[Um Ismail]

come on, I'm sure many of you have similar stories to tell, so spit it out!!! Show some courage!

[I_Am_A_Hermit]

Nope. I always prepare well for my exams. Alhamdulillaah.

[Um Ismail]

Jazakom Allah Khayr Abu Zubair

[Nu7]

ok, I'll share a funny story (well, funny to me at least):

I went to school In Croatia, from grade 1 to grade four. Thereafter I moved back to Bosnia to live with my grandparents, where I started fifth grade.

I got enrolled a month late, due to the move.

On my first day of school, my history teacher called me to come to the front (this was her way when she wanted to question a student). She looked rather scary, dressed in all black, short sickly looking lady, on top of it she was cross eyed , so when she looked at you you thought she is looking at someone behind you.

She asked me what century do we live in, and since I was so nervous and shy back then, mostly because i didn't know any of the students and felt all eyes on me, partly because I was not sure if she was adressing me or someone behind me (due to her eyes), and partly because from the nervousness I had this ringing in my ears, I thought she was asking what is the century that we are going into, so I answered "21st". She looked at me, eyes wide opened, and screamed "go back to your seat, you are getting a 1 (the worst grade in Bosnia).

A student spoke in my defence and said "teacher, the girl is new, she came from Croatia", whereupon she screamed "you are not her lawyer, besides, even in Croatia they live in the 20th century"!!!

I was so humiliated and sad, because this was the first bad grade I've ever received. Alhamdulillah after that, I continued to be an A student, but this grade always stuck in my mind and bothered me greatly. Also, the same day, in math class, I was seated with a girl for whom I didn't know was the worst student in the class. We had an exam, it was material I have never covered before due to my late enrollment, but I didn't want to get a bad grade so I peaked at her paper and wrote what she wrote. Needless to say, I got another 1 and was devastated, didn't want to go back to school.

Nothing worse than when the teacher questions you infront of the class, especially when you're new.

[Abu Bakr as-Somali]

I never prepare well and always pass Alhamdulillaah.

[Noorah]

Nice answers!

Id personally love to see my old maths paper. i wrote a load of silly things because i couldnt figure answer the questions

[UmmAbdulMalikStorm]

Unfortunately, I have an embarrassing exam story too...

Once upon a time at college, my tutor was making a list of the student's who wanted to take the general studies exam. Despite not having been to a single lesson (i think it was optional anyway) she advised me to go ahead and do it coz it'd be an easy pass. What harm does an extra A level make??

So I happily decided to sit the exam a couple of weeks later. All I can remember now is that one of the essay questions was to discuss the advantages of having a nuclear family. *starts cringing already* Erm, I wrote like 5 pages about America possessing nuclear weapons. I don't think i've seen everyone laugh so hard after an exam :/

[UmmAbdulMalikStorm]

In my defense, this was shortly after 9/11 and there was lots of talk of nuclear weapons, how was i supposed to know?!

[Turaabie]

You so deserve a Rep for that! Hilarious.

[Abu Dharr Al Kashmiri]

I think i wrote once 'I am Ill' when i ran out of things to write! Even when i had run out of things to say, i would enter any other theories/equations/concepts just to increase the quantity and fill the exam booklet! I must have got a few extra marks somewhere! lol

[juwairiyah]

This was too hilarious - actual answers on exam papers.

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bismillah

assalamu'alaykum

sis,these r so funny ..lol find x and the answer says "here it is" heeeh