favourite quotes from forum members

[gag order]

has any forum member said anything that was noteworthy, funny or just stuck in your mind?

if so then drop your qoute here. i would like to start with my all time favourite

juhhal dont teach juhhal learn (abuz zubair)
what a cracker :D

keep it short though, dont go into lenghty and tiresome quotes...

[gag order]

Trust me man, there's loadsa modest hot girls. (abu GG)
:D

[MosDef]

Where as us in the west suffer more stress as a result of a high electricity bill than the mujahideen do when under incoming misile attacks.

Br. Waziri :)

[Abuz Zubair]

has any forum member said anything that was noteworthy, funny or just stuck in your mind?

if so then drop your qoute here. i would like to start with my all time favourite

(abuz zubair)
what a cracker :D

keep it short though, dont go into lenghty and tiresome quotes...
lol...

lemme search for some of your words of wisdom!

[Abuz Zubair]

lol...

lemme search for some of your words of wisdom!
ooops.. can't find any ;)

[MosDef]

lol below the belt

[Abuz Zubair]

just a joke... hope he knows! lol

[gag order]

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555-444-333-33
(abuz zubair)

returned with compliments :D

[Abuz Zubair]

Get a life... you've tried it before... find a new one :)

[Farhan]

Ibn Adam on Nazim specifying a particular photo for "online bayat" I don't think it should be restricted to just that picture though. I mean, once you've moved the fish fingers to one side the picture below looks just as enticing.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42021000/jpg/_42021788_captain_203jpg.jpg


Ibn Adam on the latest HT conference to be held: Have you decided what theme they'll be speaking about yet? and also

Here's a trickier one, according to Christians, Jesus was the God of Moses (or 1/3 of him), and therefore, it was Jesus himself who ordered apostates and blasphemers be put to death.There are alot of posts by AZ, justabro, Abu_Abdillah and Yasir that I like too, but I'll just post those for now. Considering that AZ has the most posts around here, he's bound to have a few that people like, right? ;)

[WM]

:)

When I made Abuz Zubair apologise (to no-one in particular) for calling Omar Bakri a pot belly.

Don't tell me you weren't impressed by that.

[WM]

Oh come on! Some recognition for the king?

[Abuz Zubair]

I didn't apologise for calling OBM a pot belly. It isn't my fault that he's a pot belly. It is his own fault. His pot belly is his own baby.

Apart from that, I don't mind apologising for nothing... it doesn't harm me in the least :)

[WM]

Have a sense of humour, bro!

[Abuz Zubair]

I have a sense of humour, thank you!

[Husain]

My favourite is also one from our captain:

Who said Alif-Laam-Meem?

Rarely have I seen such a concise refutation of the Mutakallimeen agenda. This question became an Ash'ari's nightmare... JK, bro!

- Husain.


EDIT:
From the more humorous ones, my favourite would be:

If you see a Jahmi at the edge of the well, throw him in.

(I forgot to whom it belongs)

[gag order]

im not sure if you know this but nobody meets the MI5. They meet you... (mosdef) very observant!

[gag order]

excuse me

and

EXCUSE ME !!!???

and

Excuse me (asmaa)

she said on several occasions in total shock and disbelief, completely taken aback by the replies that left her stunned......:eek:

quite amusing!

[gag order]

RAISED...... (salafi brother) nominated for the shortest and yet most meaningful sentence in IA forums.

[gag order]

I don't think he (Mika) refuted my argument, which was:
Stupid people are stupid. (jayshallah) why you MIKA da fool of heem?

[gag order]

cheap short (abu nihla) who made us all laugh with his definitive one liner:D

[gag order]

im all brother, my brother (defenderofhaq) when asked if he was a sister :o

[Umm Ahmed]

the innovator doing the 'burnt hand' routine just made me laugh...
Gag order in the thread "throw your hands in the air! and wave it round like you just don't care!"

so you see yourself as riddick?

what a dissapointment to your defenders you turn out to be...
Gag order in "my jihad by Aukai collins"

Other things to get heated over? Like you were expecting Chicken Biryani for dinner, but ended up with cous cous.

Abu Ibrahim to Abu Zubair

[MosDef]

one good thing that is coming out of this thread for me in particular is that i am learning that i need to refine my ways of approaching my brothers and sisters with my speech!
Musa al-Hanafi

Understatement of the year - on that Abdullah Faisal thread! :)

[gag order]

I want to take back my previous statements and clarify what I now believe. I was fed outright lie's about the mujahideen from people who PRETEND to be salafees, people who I trusted and loved. I want to apologize to a number of brothers here, especially gag order who I had a deep hatred for before. After thinking it over I saw that the "salafees" have hatred for the mujahideen and they love the Kuffar and bend over backwards for them time after time. (abu hatim) on recanting from talafism/madkhalism

[Abu Dharr Al Kashmiri]

Alhamdulillah wahdah wasalaatu wasalaamu man-la nabiyya ba'da, wa ba'ad;

regards to the difficulty muslims are facing Abuz Zubair stated;

What do you think Islam is? A bed of roses?

[gag order]

Alh-Hamdulillah Allah has blessed the muslims by not having me as their ruler(ali) delusions of grandeur........

[Abu Dharr Al Kashmiri]

[QUOTE=Hayya_Alal_Jihad;38068]Alhamdulillah wahdah wasalaatu wasalaamu ala man-la nabiyya ba'da, wa ba'ad;QUOTE]

JazakAllahu Khayran akhi for pointing out the mistake!

[Scented Blood]

abu_sa1f: Deep in the urban jungle, here we encounter a brainwashed cell member of the ever-mutating HT. He is easily recognisable by that thin shapely line on his face which he calls a beard. However, it is the verbal sounds and words that spew out of him which distinctly show his HTness:


Classic!!

[UmmAbdulMalikStorm]

Nothing....

[gag order]

nothing? i dont think you understand, we are celebrating our contribution to the english language here with notable qoutables.

[Abu_Abdillah2000]

This one got me laughing out loud, and I still laugh every time I remember it. It was said by brother Abuz Zubayr to "Syedi":

And do us all a favour, just stick your head in a lota and go to sleep. please. We are SICK of bigotry you guys from Pak espouse. You make people hate Pakis.

[Abu Dharr Al Kashmiri]

Harsh reality, BarakAllahu feekh akhi;

The problem is, even if the ruler would pray to a cow and order the people to do so. The mass wouldnt rise up, as long as they have enough food for the family and live in "security". Al-Qathaafi proclaimed before a rejoicing crowd that Lybia should be Shiite, some days ago a Minister of the leading party in Egypt said, that they will never accept a religious government, some Regimes can ban Hijab, let alone the changing of Sharia!!! That is the situation of the muslim lands today... So what is the way to get rid of these regimes, if the vast mass of people dont care about their religion?

[gag order]

For those of you whose hobbies include wasting time, theres a programme on Islam Channel this Sunday called "Hamza Yusuf: The creed of Tahawi" at 3pm(mm12) expressed with the sarcasm it deserves.....:)
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[gag order]

And you're the brightest piece of broken piece inside the Wahhabi garbage dump, eh!!!!(rehmat) gets to share first prize with his alter ego, shaukat, for the most dimwitted comeback ever! you are as much jew as wer can