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    Rate the khutbahs you hear and your khateeb [anonymously if bad!]

    Let me start with a gem I heard at a khutbah in D.C a few weeks ago where the imam was encouraging everyone to aim high and then goes on to say, be like "Steve Jobs, may Allah have mercy on his soul"....

    I'm not kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artistic muslim View Post
    Let me start with a gem I heard at a khutbah in D.C a few weeks ago where the imam was encouraging everyone to aim high and then goes on to say, be like "Steve Jobs, may Allah have mercy on his soul"....
    The Imam probably thought Steve Jobs is a Muslim coze his biological daddy is an Arab. It happens.

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    Nope.

    Someone who knows steve jobs geneaology would probably know that he had nothing to do with his father and as an apparent kafir, should be judged according as the same. He therefore did not deserve the laqab allah have mercy on him.

    Anyway what kind of khateeb encourages Muslims to be like steve jobs like he's some sort of example of what Muslims are missing in their lives?
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    Quote Originally Posted by artistic muslim View Post
    Anyway what kind of khateeb encourages Muslims to be like steve jobs like he's some sort of example of what Muslims are missing in their lives?
    A modernist Murji one who is desperate to label as many people Muslim as possible? Allahu'Alam.

    Insha'Allah check out Harun Yahya and Shaykh Nazim. These two will claim anyone is a Muslim. The latter said Clinton is one, and the former has a liking for celebrities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artistic muslim View Post
    Rate the khutbahs you hear and your khateeb [anonymously if bad!]

    Let me start with a gem I heard at a khutbah in D.C a few weeks ago where the imam was encouraging everyone to aim high and then goes on to say, be like "Steve Jobs, may Allah have mercy on his soul"....

    I'm not kidding.
    Is this Imam Johari?

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    No.

    Although there is something about some north american imams.

    Allah knows best but a friend of mine told me of a mosque in canada where they got an mp to do a khutbah and the guy said something like your quran is just like our constitution.

    I'd like to rate that khateeb.
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    The masjid I go to has 4 khateebs, 3 of them are good. The 4th one comes clean shaven 300-400 hundred dollar business suite and can hardly speak english. I remember when it was easter he told us to go congratulate the christians for their festivals lol...

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    LOL what a JOKE.......ive never witnesed an imam giving qutbah in a suite but witnesed one jumping back into his suite after the prayer

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    Sounds suite.

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    >.< I can't edit it fail lol. I meant suit

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