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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash-Shaykh Abu Zubair View Post
    السلام عليكم

    If the brothers and sisters need anwsers to any questions please feel free to ask.
    wa alaikum as-Salam,

    Here is some questions that I could use answers for:

    A stitch in time saves nine what?

    After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

    Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

    Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

    Are there any unguided missiles?

    Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

    Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

    Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

    Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

    Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

    Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

    Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?

    Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

    Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

    Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

    Do fish get thirsty?

    Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

    Do mass murderers kill only in church?

    Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

    Do pilots take crash-courses?

    Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

    Do steam rollers really roll steam?

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Do witches run spell checkers?

    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

    Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?

    If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear?

    If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

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    Q.A stitch in time saves nine what?
    A. Know dear brother that the scholars recommend patience. However, it may be that the need to combat an evil quickly is the better option to avoid greater fitna in the long run. The books of fiqh deal with the underlying ruling regarding this. See the Risala of Imam Ahmad.

    Q.After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
    A.It would depend on the circumstances. If they had encountered Najs/impurity then accordingly, they need to make ghusl first, otherwise it is okay. See Maktabat As-Salafiyya, Moscow.
    Q. Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
    A. It seems like you have confused the one who leads a band with an electric chip. I have yet to read up anything which indicates that a band leader had a chip inside him.

    Q.Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
    A.This has been disputed throughout the ages, though it is confirmed that there is an airlines where you can enjoy the pleasure of such pure women, as well as a train company in the UK.

    Q. Are there any unguided missiles?
    A. Miss Catheryn Zeta Isles was surely misguided rather than unguided. Probably by the Shaytan.
    Q.Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
    A. They say if there is only one sign (ahad) then precaution is best, if their are multiple (mutawattir) then it is a grave offence to pass.

    Q.Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

    A. It is a common misconception that one lies in bed. Some curl, some hang off, etc, so it is a question loaded with an unecessary assumption.

    I will in my next lesson for you deal with the remainder of your questions.

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    our 'shaikh' is critical about arabic. [Ash-Shaykh Abu Zubair.]
    but he is unpredictable too. LOL. may Allah preserve him.
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    hmmm I think this AshShaykh Abuz Zubair is someone we know very well......

    I think we may have an HT on board here and I think I may know who it is
    I can't take no more then 4 wives...Sorry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash-Shaykh Abu Zubair View Post
    Q.A stitch in time saves nine what?
    A. Know dear brother that the scholars recommend patience. However, it may be that the need to combat an evil quickly is the better option to avoid greater fitna in the long run. The books of fiqh deal with the underlying ruling regarding this. See the Risala of Imam Ahmad.

    Q.After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
    A.It would depend on the circumstances. If they had encountered Najs/impurity then accordingly, they need to make ghusl first, otherwise it is okay. See Maktabat As-Salafiyya, Moscow.
    Q. Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
    A. It seems like you have confused the one who leads a band with an electric chip. I have yet to read up anything which indicates that a band leader had a chip inside him.

    Q.Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
    A.This has been disputed throughout the ages, though it is confirmed that there is an airlines where you can enjoy the pleasure of such pure women, as well as a train company in the UK.

    Q. Are there any unguided missiles?
    A. Miss Catheryn Zeta Isles was surely misguided rather than unguided. Probably by the Shaytan.
    Q.Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
    A. They say if there is only one sign (ahad) then precaution is best, if their are multiple (mutawattir) then it is a grave offence to pass.

    Q.Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

    A. It is a common misconception that one lies in bed. Some curl, some hang off, etc, so it is a question loaded with an unecessary assumption.

    I will in my next lesson for you deal with the remainder of your questions.
    LOL sounds exactly like Abuz Zubair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayshAllah View Post
    LOL sounds exactly like Abuz Zubair.
    Bismillah

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    asSalaamu'alaykum

    Sounds like Shaykh Wonder-Eyed to me. If you know who I mean. lol.

    May Allah keep the brother safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adem Al-Albani View Post
    asSalaamu'alaykum

    Sounds like Shaykh Wonder-Eyed to me. If you know who I mean. lol.

    May Allah keep the brother safe.
    wa alaykum salaam


    Ever pick your beard of the bin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandoned-Mind View Post
    wa alaykum salaam


    Ever pick your beard of the bin?
    asSalaamu'alaykum

    Ya akhee, I'm sorry, I have no idea what that means. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adem Al-Albani View Post
    asSalaamu'alaykum

    Ya akhee, I'm sorry, I have no idea what that means. lol
    You said you dropped it once? on Paltalk? In a Bayaan?

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