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...Because when you ask them a question they shrug their shoulders and when you tell them the answer they palm their foreheads.
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Why do kafirs have high shoulders and flat heads?
...Because when you ask them a question they shrug their shoulders and when you tell them the answer they palm their foreheads.
S/He Who has no one Has God.
Put YourSELF First And Support Everyone Else To Put THEMselves First.
Reciprocal Determinism: What A Subject Does Determines How The Objects Reciprocate. deliver curses, receive curses; Deliver Blessings, Receive Blessings.
Treat Everyone As Though They Are Who They Should Be.
Whatever Is Good For You Is Good For Me. Whatever is bad for You is bad for Me.
Everything Gets Better And Better Every Day In Every Way.
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I'm Sorry About Your Baby Sister, Omar. She's Beautiful. I Look Forward To Her Resurrection!!
S/He Who has no one Has God.
Put YourSELF First And Support Everyone Else To Put THEMselves First.
Reciprocal Determinism: What A Subject Does Determines How The Objects Reciprocate. deliver curses, receive curses; Deliver Blessings, Receive Blessings.
Treat Everyone As Though They Are Who They Should Be.
Whatever Is Good For You Is Good For Me. Whatever is bad for You is bad for Me.
Everything Gets Better And Better Every Day In Every Way.
Jihaad Against violence
The receptionist went in to see the Muslim psychiatrist and she said, "There's a kafir out in the waiting room who insists he's The Invisible Man." The Muslim doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
S/He Who has no one Has God.
Put YourSELF First And Support Everyone Else To Put THEMselves First.
Reciprocal Determinism: What A Subject Does Determines How The Objects Reciprocate. deliver curses, receive curses; Deliver Blessings, Receive Blessings.
Treat Everyone As Though They Are Who They Should Be.
Whatever Is Good For You Is Good For Me. Whatever is bad for You is bad for Me.
Everything Gets Better And Better Every Day In Every Way.
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Well, thank you for your kind words. Much appreciated.Originally Posted by William Wurkmun Fosterr
I cannot wait to meet her once again. Insha'Allah.
Muslim Female
bismillah
assalamu'alaykum warahmatullahi wabarakaatuh
may Allah unite her with the whole family in jannatulfirdous ameen
People are incapable of comprehending Allaah’s wisdom.He cannot be questioned as to what He does ,while they will be questioned. Glorified and exalted be He. Whatever you understand of His wisdom, believe in it, and whatever you cannot understand, say, “Allaah knows best and is most wise, and we know nothing except that which You have taught us, and He is the All-Knowing, Most Wise"(islam-qa.com)
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Aaaaameeeen.
Heres a good one, quite old now but good never the less.
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the secretary of defence to the test. Bush summons Donald Rumsfeld to the White House and says, "Secretary Rumsfeld, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rumsfeld hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
Bush agrees, and Rumsfeld leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rumsfeld calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Rumsfeld rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"
“And say not concerning that which your tongues put forth falsely: “This is lawful and this is forbidden,” so as to invent lies against Allaah. Verily, those who invent lies against Allaah will never prosper.” [al-Nahl 16:116].
Syed Qutb (ra) when asked to seek pardon from nasser said
Verily the index finger that testifies to the oneness of Allah in prayer utterly rejects to write even one letter that endorses the rule of the tyrant
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The Gold Urinal
Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton 's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. 'Just think,' he said, 'when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too.
But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!'
Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill . . . "I found out who pi**ed in your saxophone
“And say not concerning that which your tongues put forth falsely: “This is lawful and this is forbidden,” so as to invent lies against Allaah. Verily, those who invent lies against Allaah will never prosper.” [al-Nahl 16:116].
Syed Qutb (ra) when asked to seek pardon from nasser said
Verily the index finger that testifies to the oneness of Allah in prayer utterly rejects to write even one letter that endorses the rule of the tyrant
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Ameen.
May Allah rewad you for that dua'a. Ameen
Muslim Female
bismillah
assalamu'alaykum
ameen
People are incapable of comprehending Allaah’s wisdom.He cannot be questioned as to what He does ,while they will be questioned. Glorified and exalted be He. Whatever you understand of His wisdom, believe in it, and whatever you cannot understand, say, “Allaah knows best and is most wise, and we know nothing except that which You have taught us, and He is the All-Knowing, Most Wise"(islam-qa.com)
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