A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

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    A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes



    Narrated Ibn Masud: "Mix with the people on the condition that your Deen is not jeopardized, and be jestful with the family."

    [Sahih al-Bukhari, Chapter 81 on "To be cheerful with the people"]
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    I lost it at 'room temperature super conductor'

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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Hurairah View Post
    I lost it at 'room temperature super conductor'
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    The Prophet Õáì Çááå Úáíå æÓáã said, “Free the captives, feed the hungry and pay a visit to the sick.”
    [Related by Al-Bukhari (no. 3046)]
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    I lost the neutreno one, and what was that last one ? shrodinger cat?
    æóãóä íóÚۡÔõ Úóä ÐößۡÑö ٱáÑøóÍۡãóÜٰäö äõÞóíøöÖۡ áóåõ ۥ ÔóíۡØóÜٰäð۬Ç Ýóåõæó áóåõ ۥ ÞóÑöíäñ۬
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    What did the "we're staff" comment mean?
    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Oh yeah and that one too..
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    And whosoever turns away blindly from the remembrance of the Most Gracious, We appoint for him Shaitân to be a Qarîn (a intimate companion) to him. (Al Quraan Soorat Az-Zukhruf:36)
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Be mindful of the gender relation rules please.
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Frederiksen78 View Post
    What did the "we're staff" comment mean?
    He was referring to staph infection
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Frederiksen78 View Post
    What did the "we're staff" comment mean?
    I took it to mean the bar is an unhygienic place.

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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by fatima_bintu_islam View Post
    I lost the neutreno one, and what was that last one ? shrodinger cat?
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