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    Default A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes



    Narrated Ibn Masud: "Mix with the people on the condition that your Deen is not jeopardized, and be jestful with the family."

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    Default Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    I lost it at 'room temperature super conductor'

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    Default Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Hurairah View Post
    I lost it at 'room temperature super conductor'
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    The Prophet Õáì Çááå Úáíå æÓáã said, “Free the captives, feed the hungry and pay a visit to the sick.”
    [Related by Al-Bukhari (no. 3046)]

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    Default Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    I lost the neutreno one, and what was that last one ? shrodinger cat?
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    Default Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    What did the "we're staff" comment mean?
    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

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    Default Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Oh yeah and that one too..
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    Default Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Be mindful of the gender relation rules please.

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    Default Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Frederiksen78 View Post
    What did the "we're staff" comment mean?
    He was referring to staph infection
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    Default Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Frederiksen78 View Post
    What did the "we're staff" comment mean?
    I took it to mean the bar is an unhygienic place.

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    Default Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by fatima_bintu_islam View Post
    I lost the neutreno one, and what was that last one ? shrodinger cat?
    Neutrino
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