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Narrated Ibn Masud: "Mix with the people on the condition that your Deen is not jeopardized, and be jestful with the family."
[Sahih al-Bukhari, Chapter 81 on "To be cheerful with the people"]
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A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes
Narrated Ibn Masud: "Mix with the people on the condition that your Deen is not jeopardized, and be jestful with the family."
[Sahih al-Bukhari, Chapter 81 on "To be cheerful with the people"]
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes I lost it at 'room temperature super conductor'
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It is reported that Al-Hasan Al-Basrî often used to say, “O youth! Seek the hereafter, for we often see people pursuing the hereafter and finding it as well as the dunyâ (worldly wellbeing), but we have never seen anyone pursue the dunyâ and gain the hereafter as well as the dunyâ.”
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Bloody AmericansOriginally Posted by Abu Hurairah
I lost it at 'room temperature super conductor'
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The Prophet Õáì Çááå Úáíå æÓáã said, “Free the captives, feed the hungry and pay a visit to the sick.”[Related by Al-Bukhari (no. 3046)]
íÇ ãÓáãíä ÝÑæÇ Åáì Çááå
Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes I lost the neutreno one, and what was that last one ? shrodinger cat?
æóãóä íóÚۡÔõ Úóä ÐößۡÑö ٱáÑøóÍۡãóÜٰäö äõÞóíøöÖۡ áóåõ ۥ ÔóíۡØóÜٰäð۬Ç Ýóåõæó áóåõ ۥ ÞóÑöíäñ۬And whosoever turns away blindly from the remembrance of the Most Gracious, We appoint for him Shaitân to be a Qarîn (a intimate companion) to him. (Al Quraan Soorat Az-Zukhruf:36)
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes What did the "we're staff" comment mean?
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire
íÇ ãÓáãíä ÝÑæÇ Åáì Çááå
Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Oh yeah and that one too..
æóãóä íóÚۡÔõ Úóä ÐößۡÑö ٱáÑøóÍۡãóÜٰäö äõÞóíøöÖۡ áóåõ ۥ ÔóíۡØóÜٰäð۬Ç Ýóåõæó áóåõ ۥ ÞóÑöíäñ۬And whosoever turns away blindly from the remembrance of the Most Gracious, We appoint for him Shaitân to be a Qarîn (a intimate companion) to him. (Al Quraan Soorat Az-Zukhruf:36)
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Be mindful of the gender relation rules please.
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes He was referring to staph infection
Last edited by Yousef al Khattab; 1st December 2009 at 01:26 PM.
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes I took it to mean the bar is an unhygienic place.
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It is reported that Al-Hasan Al-Basrî often used to say, “O youth! Seek the hereafter, for we often see people pursuing the hereafter and finding it as well as the dunyâ (worldly wellbeing), but we have never seen anyone pursue the dunyâ and gain the hereafter as well as the dunyâ.”
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Neutrino
Schrödinger's cat
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