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About LinkBacksAh! Staph, staff. Nice.Originally Posted by Yousef al Khattab
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Ah! Staph, staff. Nice.
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Were any rules broken? If so could you elaborate? Just so I know - I re-read the thread, and couldn't find anything.
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Ah, see now that makes more sense. The staph one does anyway, thanks.
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Oh the irony...
Zuzuzu...
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes WHAT?! You didn't get HH's Umoom ul Balwa joke either....
Why do people niche-sise jokes?
Note: Niche-sise is a new word to mean, 'to make niche'.
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It is reported that Al-Hasan Al-Basrî often used to say, “O youth! Seek the hereafter, for we often see people pursuing the hereafter and finding it as well as the dunyâ (worldly wellbeing), but we have never seen anyone pursue the dunyâ and gain the hereafter as well as the dunyâ.”
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes LOOOOL... ZUZUZu... NOW thats FUNNY.....
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Dammit, that's like the third joke i've missed.
It's not been a good week.
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It is reported that Al-Hasan Al-Basrî often used to say, “O youth! Seek the hereafter, for we often see people pursuing the hereafter and finding it as well as the dunyâ (worldly wellbeing), but we have never seen anyone pursue the dunyâ and gain the hereafter as well as the dunyâ.”
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes That's funny, because it was right next to a "Reclaim your brain" add
(By the way, I have no idea what Zuzuzu means...)
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes 
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Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes Oh yeaaah now that I see what he meant, that actually was hilarious !!
(Barakallahu feek akhi for the info btw , it reminded me that I had quantum mechanics to study while Im sitting here hearing jokes )
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