A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Yousef al Khattab View Post
    He was referring to staff infection
    Ah! Staph, staff. Nice.
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

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    Be mindful of the gender relation rules please.
    Were any rules broken? If so could you elaborate? Just so I know - I re-read the thread, and couldn't find anything.
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Yousef al Khattab View Post
    He was referring to staff infection
    Ah, see now that makes more sense. The staph one does anyway, thanks.

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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Hurairah View Post
    I took it to mean the bar is an unhygienic place.
    Oh the irony...

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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Scented Blood View Post
    Oh the irony...

    Zuzuzu...
    WHAT?! You didn't get HH's Umoom ul Balwa joke either....

    Why do people niche-sise jokes?

    Note: Niche-sise is a new word to mean, 'to make niche'.

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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Scented Blood View Post
    Oh the irony...

    Zuzuzu...
    LOOOOL... ZUZUZu... NOW thats FUNNY.....
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

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    LOOOOL... ZUZUZu... NOW thats FUNNY.....
    Dammit, that's like the third joke i've missed.

    It's not been a good week.

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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Hurairah View Post
    Dammit, that's like the third joke i've missed.

    It's not been a good week.
    That's funny, because it was right next to a "Reclaim your brain" add

    (By the way, I have no idea what Zuzuzu means...)
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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

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    Re: A Virus Walks Into a Bar...and Other Science Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Yousef al Khattab View Post
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    Oh yeaaah now that I see what he meant, that actually was hilarious !!

    (Barakallahu feek akhi for the info btw , it reminded me that I had quantum mechanics to study while Im sitting here hearing jokes )
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