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    hah ... no thanks.


    “If the
    inferno of this world is what I must plunge into,

    To be worthy of glancing into the Face of my True King,
    Then fought will be the false-gods, till I am ashes,
    To Him we all belong, but He buys only me and those who plunge in along with me,
    By the Lord! With my slavery to the True King I will remain, or let my bones turn to charcoal,
    So away with these dates! I see Rivers and Gardens in these flames”



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    LOL :P he was supposed to go to jail right?

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    hah ... No Thanks.
    و إنت فاهم أساساً

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    hashasheen jokes aren't that funny

    here we go:

    .أحول...... سجل في الجيش ...... حطوه في قسم القصف العشوائي

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    قروي رايح يعالج في أمريكا، سأله الطبيب عن الكوي اللي في بطنه: وات إز ذس ؟ ... قال القروي: ذس إز ... تش ... أح


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    اثنين خرجو من الامتحان واحد بيقول للثانى : عملت ايه فى الامتحان قاله : اسكت سبت الورقه فاضيه قاله : الله يخرب بيتك ها يفتكرونا غاشين من بعض

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    اثنين ساكنين في خيمة وراقدين على ظهورهم بالليل ناظر الأول للسما وقال للثاني وش تشوف ؟ قال اشوف نجوم كثيرة.... قال هذا وش يدل علية ؟ قال الثاني : ان فيه مجرات وكواكب غيرنا في هالكون . قال الأول هذا يدل ان سقف خيمتنا انسرق ياغبي


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